This is the first Part in the series of 'Rules for Papa' written up by Rachel and Alex.1) Put down toilet seat. (pretty self-explanatory - Girls don't like going into the washroom and seeing the toilet seat up Papa!)
2) No showing his underwear. He's always telling the girls not to show their panties to anyone but they wonder why he walks around the house in his undies. Fair enough.
3) Pick up Socks. Yeah man...they are stinky and we don't want to see them by the coffee table.
4) Don't leave newspaper in bathroom.
5) No lying on top of Tobi. You are too heavy and he doesn't like it.
6) Share your office. Papa is always telling them not to touch the paper in the printer, etc... but how else will we get paper to write down Rules for Papa?
7) No more Papa Juice. Papa Juice being wine that is. If you make us drink water then you drink water with us. Fair, right?
All these rules (except for rule 7 which Shannon helped us with) were thought up and written by Rachel and Alex. We are going to post them for Papa to see when he gets home from work. Don't feel too sorry for him though, he is the master at making up rules for the girls to follow in the house so they are just giving him a little taste of his own medicine.
Poor Papa... surrounded by women all day long at work and then more women when he gets home from work. No wonder he wants to lie down with Tobi and bond...the only other male in the house.
6 comments:
that is friggen hilarious!
i loved it!
Oh man, this made me laugh!!! I love #4! hahahahaha!
That is so funny and the girls are so awesome with their printing! Good job ladies! You are so darn brilliant! It was fun chatting with Alex last night (I learned a lot about alpacas), although I need to say "hello" when I answer the phone from now on instead of my usual banter with you!! You're tricking me by having the girls call!
I will always say it though "poor James!" :)
Too cute, but I say they just keeping adding until the list his 100.
How come there is no mention of gas anywhere? There has to be a no farting or dutch oven rule, no? ;o)
Hahahahaa!!! That is SO funny! What did Papa say?
Come over and play, or let's go to the beach!!!
Oh my god!! How did I not check your blog until today?
Your girls are so smart and Sophia will be another observant allie...
Good Luck James... would you like me to send my boys to help you out?
xoxoxoxoxo
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